Thursday, October 26, 2006

Who's your Daddy?




Your Daddy Is Patrick Stewart



What You Call Him: Dada



Why You Love Him: He takes you to Disneyland



Yes!

No, wait... I wanna date Mr. Stewart, not get him a Father's Day card!

Damn!

And he would not take me to Disney, but rather here.


You Are a Pegasus

You are a perfectionist, with an eye for beauty.
You know how to live a good life - and you rarely deviate from your good taste.
While you aren't outgoing, you have excellent social skills.
People both admire you - and feel very comfortable around you.


Cool! I love the Pegasus! I wanted one when I was a kid. All my friends wanted Unicorns, but seriously? what the hell good are they? Can they get you any place fast? Don't think so.


You Are 76% Lady

Overall, you are a refined lady with excellent manners.
But you also know when to relax and not get too serious about etiquette


76%? Must be my potty-mouth.

Mom would not be impressed.

You Belong in Amsterdam

A little old fashioned, a little modern - you're the best of both worlds. And so is Amsterdam.
Whether you want to be a squatter graffiti artist or a great novelist, Amsterdam has all that you want in Europe (in one small city).


Hm. Okay. Didn't expect that. Paris, Madrid or London, yes, but not Amsterdam.

10 comments:

GayProf said...

That daddy poll seems riddled with bad sexual inneundo. I am not saying, I am just saying.

Laura Elizabeth said...

But isn't that a good thing? I'll grant good sexual inneundo is much better than bad sexual inneundo but bad sexual inneundo is better than none, no?

I need a drink now.

Frontier Editor said...

Let me add a few radish innuendoes then . . . .

Romeo Morningwood said...

Arnold Schwarzenegger..because he takes me to church???wtf!
Centaur..which is awesome because my sign is Sagitarius..coinkydink..I think not.
28% lady..apparently I am a bit of a trollop......I throw away convention and my behavior is shocking!Amsterdam...inhale....aahhh!

Frontier Editor said...

Look at the bright side, LE. Since I belong in Dublin now, I have to answer the eternal question; who's yer paddy?

Anonymous said...

Elizabeth,

I'm Jerry Dunklee...a Journalism Professor at Southern. I'm doing a class on the evening of November 8th on bloggers. Are you interested in being a guest, with other bloggers and podcasters, to talk about what you do and why?

The class is looking at the future of journalism and the impact of blogs is on the topics we're taking a look at.

Jerry Dunklee
dunkleej1@southernct.edu

Laura Elizabeth said...

Jerry, thank you for the invitation. I'll email you.

Ah, HE, I knew you were a big slut at heart.

FE, you're just bad so you are.

Frontier Editor said...

Sometimes one just has to accept their station in life, I suppose >B^D>

Frontier Editor said...

One thing I'm slightly confused about though: If you're supposed to call him dada, shouldn't Jean Arp have been your daddy instead of Patrick Stewart? After all, Patrick is more of a classicist and traditionalist and I just can't picture him with melted clocks all around the cottage . . . .

Laura Elizabeth said...

Oh goodness... Mr. Editor I haven't the first clue about what you're on about. Who is Jean Arp?

(off to google now)