Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag
"MAPLEWOOD, MO—Ongoing turmoil in the troubled kitchen-floor region of the Branson household reached a boiling point Tuesday, as relations between rival house cats Boswell and Johnson erupted into fresh violence. Observers said the arrival of a new brown paper-bag in the area ignited long-standing tensions and set off another round of territorial conflict between the two factions in the most serious aggression since the devastating stove-side siege of 2005."
How many must suffer before President Bush finally intervenes? Clearly we need a UN Peace-keeping mission in Maplewood, Missouri, to bring peace to the is destable region. And why aren't the Candidates addressing this, the most serious issue facing America today? Why? Write your Representatives and Senators and DEMAND they deal with this war today!
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3 comments:
HA HA HA!
Great coverage on the War For The White House! If only it wasn't true..waa waa.
I am greatly disturbed by the felid conflict. Damn that Paper Bag. If only there were vast reserves of Oil beneath the kitchen floor..I'm afraid that without this, President Cheney would have little interest in sending in troops and the UN is too busy with Kosovo.
Good Luck kid you're on your own.
I'm sure there are vast reserves of oil under kitchen floor, it's just that the war makes it impossible to drill for it.
I appreciate your chastising and rectified the situation.
Thank You for keeping it real.
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