I'm still around

That cracked me up! Apparently France is the home of the World's Biggest Whiners and Ireland is home to the most content:

Britons come second to their Gallic cousins in the moaning stakes, followed by Sweden, the United States and Australia. Japanese workers have the lowest morale, but don't complain so much.

Jerry Falwell is dead. I'm sure his family will miss him, but I'm glad the world is spared any more of his moronic, completely stupid, bullshit. If there is a God, I hope he gives Jerry hell.