Showing posts with label stupid and useless government agencies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid and useless government agencies. Show all posts

Monday, July 19, 2010

Is something Top Secret

if 854,000 people are in the know? Bizarre.

I am not surprised by the article.

Your Government At Work

The result, he added, is that it's impossible to tell whether the country is safer because of all this spending and all these activities. "Because it lacks a synchronizing process, it inevitably results in message dissonance, reduced effectiveness and waste," Vines said. "We consequently can't effectively assess whether it is making us more safe."


Feel safe now?

The following paragraphs are enligtening:

SCIF size has become a measure of status in Top Secret America, or at least in the Washington region of it. "In D.C., everyone talks SCIF, SCIF, SCIF," said Bruce Paquin, who moved to Florida from the Washington region several years ago to start a SCIF construction business. "They've got the penis envy thing going. You can't be a big boy unless you're a three-letter agency and you have a big SCIF."

SCIFs are not the only must-have items people pay attention to. Command centers, internal television networks, video walls, armored SUVs and personal security guards have also become the bling of national security.

"You can't find a four-star general without a security detail," said one three-star general now posted in Washington after years abroad. "Fear has caused everyone to have stuff. Then comes, 'If he has one, then I have to have one.' It's become a status symbol."


(ps: if memory serves top secret is the lowest classification... but still!)

See Top Secret America

Monday, April 27, 2009

PANIC!

We've had Swine flu in the US before, peeps, and it was no big thing then and most likely won't be now. At least not in the US. The media, addicted to adreneline rush, are hysterically hyping Swine Flu right now. The deadly flu will be trumped, until after the 6pm news this evening, by the fly-over which occurred at the Statue of Liberty today. The FAA didn't deem it necessary to warn New Yorkers of a 747 flying around lower Manhattan... being chased by F16's.

Fucking. Morons.