The Sun! The Sun!
The Sun is actually shining! Holy sunblock Batman!
I've read on a few blogs that people are checking their stats and making some interesting discoveries. I use Mapstats and if you scroll down a bit you will see a little button labeled just that. This site tells me that people show up here and read stuff. Cool! Love that! That knowledge is full of cheesy goodness!
It also tells me what search phrases bring people here.
cala+lilly 23%
laura elizabeth 6%
cat+and+woman 4%
cala+lilly+pictures 4%
cala+lily 2%
The search phrase, cala lilly, has been recurrent for several months and so, being bored at work, I decided to google cala lilly to see how long it took me to come up with the url to my own blogspot.
When I got to page 19 I stopped bothering to search for my own blogspot because I started wondering why people would keep searching cala lilly for so many pages and end up at my little slice of blogosphere.
I'm easily distracted by everything.
Anyway, anyone searching for cala lilly, calla lilly, cala lily, would you care to explain this to me?
The search wasn't entirely fruitless: I learned that I mis-spell calla lilly, cala lilly, cala lily - it's calla lily.
Other searches that have led people to my blog are:
"remove+your+thong"
"saints that have the name laura"
"lads bra drink panties OR knickers OR thong"
"Rumsfeld and Joseph Mengele"
"who's the Mighty woman with a torch"
"woman%3B+cat"
"i want to marry jesse l martin"
Sorry, deary, but if I ever get off my lazy ass and onto Metro North I'm stalking that sexy man all over Manhattan until he marries me just to get some peace and quiet because, as we all know, restraining orders don't work. Don't tell him, mkay? Just our little secret. Whoever you are. And if you're Jesse, email me!
There are no queries for "reasons to be on prozac", "reasons to be on lithium", "10 warning signs of insanity", or the like, which I find slightly amazing.
Something else Mapstats tells me is that the second largest country of origin of my readers is Unknown. I've tried googling Unknown, but I'm not coming up with anything. I pride myself on my geographical prowess so not knowing where Unknown is, is really starting to bother me. If anyone has a link to Unknown, please feel free to leave it for me in the comments section. Thank you.
Other bits of trivia provided by Mapstats:
Firefox 1 is the browser of choice for 56% of you, and Firefox 2 is used by 2%. You rock!
82% of my readers are from the United States, Unknown makes up 9%, Canada is next at 3%, the UK is at 2% and all the rest are from: Denmark, Germany, Austalia, Puerto Rico, Ireland, UAE, New Zealand, Morocco, Russian Federation, Portugal, Italy, Netherlands, India, Brazil and Malaysia.
No, I will not give you a refund on the two minutes of your life I've just wasted.
