Are you kidding me?

I couldn't believe it when I heard this announcement on the radio this morning: In a surprise, Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize. He has done nothing to deserve this. What the hell was the Committee thinking? The award to President Wilson made far more sense than this does - it was for starting the League of Nations. Even though the League failed and was replaced by the United Nations, Wilson had actually accomplished something. Obama made some nice speeches but he hasn't done anything.

Someone else, much nicer than I am, said:

"So soon? Too early. He has no contribution so far. He is still at an early stage. He is only beginning to act," said former Polish President Lech Walesa, a 1983 Nobel Peace laureate.

"This is probably an encouragement for him to act. Let's see if he perseveres. Let's give him time to act," Walesa said.

The Peace prize wasn't created to encourage actions but to reward extra-ordinary actions taken by a person to bring about peace. From the Nobel Peace Prize site:

According to Nobel's will, the Peace Prize is to go to whoever "shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses". The prize includes a medal, a personal diploma, and a large sum of prize money (currently 10 million Swedish crowns).

Awarding the Peace Prize to Obama at this time actually cheapens it. This is just ludicrous and I'd like to know what the hell the Nobel Committee was thinking when they decided to do this.

Inaugural Eve

Carlos Sim is not known for making bad investments. Yet he's, alledgely, investing in the New York Times (former employer of mine). I'm lefting shaking my head, wondering why. See Gawker (I know, I know) for some details.

The Sulzbergers have done a piss-poor job of running the Grey Lady for at least two decades now and I'd be happy to see a reputable journalist take over (not Murdoch). But Slim? He's apt to leave the biggest loser, Art, in charge - unless he completely takes over and brings in someone new and I'm not sure who that could be at this point.

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The Swamp, aka Washington DC, has become the center of the known Universe. At least until Wednesday morning.

Media executives must have been paying attention last week when President Bush declared a state of emergency for Tuesday's inaugural.

CNN's Washington bureau chief David Bohrman, for one, issued a "news emergency" of his own.

While Bush freed up federal funds, Bohrman made available satellite phones in the event of rolling cell phone blackouts. There will be cots and air mattresses for staffers camping out in the newsroom on Monday night, along with shower arrangements at a nearby health club. Staffers will be treated to a pancake breakfast prior to braving the bitter cold and bulging crowds.

"It's the biggest event any of us have ever had to cover," Bohrman said.

While this is an important and historic inauguration, once again the media have gone bat-shit crazy. And not in a good way. I wish we could give the totality of the Fourth Estate a large sedative, a blankie and a teddy bear and send them off for a good, long nap. Gods knows they need it. They've been running hysterically amuck since the Bronco incident with OJ Simpson... in 1994? Something like that - nearly 15 years of a never-ending adrenaline rush. Poor things must be exhausted.